Hapa Thought Exercise

Let’s say you did not know your mother and father.

Let’s also say, for this thought exercise, that you were fully Asian. Or as a Hapa, that you looked fully Asian.

In a time of trouble, i.e., a climate of extreme racism, violence against Asians, mass lynchings, extreme anti-Asian propaganda, yellow peril, war with China or North Korea after 2016 elections, etc.

Would your parents (as strangers) have cared about you? Would your mother (as a stranger) have sympathized with you? Would they have reached out to you as an Asian male? Would they have attempted to bolster the community?

This is actually a legitimate question we all as Hapas need to ask ourselves.

I expect most of you to answer: no

To most of the questions. Wake up call, Hapa kiddos.


The fetishization and commoditization of Hapas continues. The Smithsonian APA is asking people to submit their “Hapa” stories. And then hashtag it with #My Hapa Story, in 250 words or less. Here goes.


Like most Hapas, I was born to a white father. But this wasn’t just any white father, he was an extremely paleoconservative, vitriolic racist who believed Asian women were God’s gift to white men. My mother had a strong passion for tall blue eyed white guys, and they got together, eventually giving birth to my brother and me. When I was born, my mother required a C-section (as a huge percentage of these couplings require them), which led to her being infected with Hepatitis during a blood transfusion. Over the remainder of her life, she realized that her fetishization of whiteness amounted to her having married a Neo-Nazi husband who had been filling her sons’ heads with white supremacism; compared to her sisters, who had married Chinese, and were all millionaires, she felt regretful. She consistently reminded us that we were better to be half-white, and Tiger Mommed us on top of that. I started associating looking Asian with not being desired (since my father was white) and spent 25 years attempting to hide my heritage so that I could be accepted in the same way that I saw my mother and women in my family disparaging and avoiding Asian males. She eventually died.

I then started to wonder why exactly the MAJORITY OF ASIAN WOMEN prefer white men. I then began to severely doubt that these relationships were based on love.  After that I started writing this blog and pushing the moderators of reddit.com/r/hapas to be more active.

250 words, just like they asked.

A Slight Primer For any Asian Men reading this

Foreign or western.

I think most of you know what’s going on, but if you don’t, it’s really not worth worrying about.

It dawned on me that Asian women will hold much lower standards for white males, because they genuinely view them as superior. The extent of this, I’m not sure. I can’t say for certain what percentage of women think like this but it could be all of them, for all I know.

Your problem is that you marry these women. It’s perfectly okay to live your life alone; sex can be gotten through relationships with other races of women or through prostitution. I beg of you to not marry these women and rather to let them give birth to men like me. Once their lusts wear off, frankly the marriages become disastrous and I am testament to that. Moreover Asian women are women, human women, governed by the laws of human women, wherein sex is levied in exchange for some sort of currency, be it emotional, physical, monetary, or racial, or even the investment of time itself. Furthermore, depriving yourself of egotism and desire for sex also deprives future generations from a woman that can satiate their sexual urges, so in a way you are saving yourself and your future dignity from the embarrassment. Slip off the Confucian bullshit and just enjoy life.

My problem is that unlike most Hapas I’m probably above average intelligence; I think like most children the bulk of Hapas are born with depreciating IQ’s (for whatever reason) that doesn’t lend itself towards introspection. So you have a bunch of whit-ish looking Hapas who are more than happy to laud up their white side.

The current world is one where the blanket of hedonism is being waved by people frankly too stupid to find greater purpose in life; it’s not really worth missing out on since this lifestyle is unsustainable and will ultimately lead to cultural collapse from violent outside entities (since you largely have to be white to enjoy hedonism, and the majority of the world is neither white, nor able to engage in laissez-faire existence, as even getting enough food is not easy or even a given).

I suggest you translate this and distribute it on Chinese language message boards, Etc.